My body is a confusing little package right now.
I look good.
I don�t say that to brag, it�s the truth.
I am leaner than I�ve been in a while. I have a tan. My muscles are toned.
Most importantly, my hip flexors are kickin�. (Those hip lines that Brad Pitt and Michelangelo�s David have.)
My complexion is even being kind to me.
But beneath the surface, it�s a different story.
My lower back is injured. Definitely healing, but I would put �Driving� and �taking out the trash� as about as physical as I can go right now. To give you an idea of the severity of the injury, I�ve even had to take a hiatus from masturbating.
(Of course, I think I *got* this injury indirectly from too much body-rockin� sex. But that is a story for another day.)
I�m also battling a respiratory infection.
I�ve been coughing pretty good for a weeks.
A cough is an unusual illness. I can feel 100% in every other way, but still have a gnarly cough. No other symptoms, just body-shaking phlegm fits every once in a while.
Occasionally a coughing fit can be very satisfying.
Like a huge sneeze.
Or an orgasm.
When the chest and throat spasms result in an ejaculation of some horrendous mucus-based crud, I can�t deny that it feels good.
It�s ironic that while I am curtailing my penile ejaculations, my repiratory spewing has increased. It�s as if my body simply must dispel body fluids one way or another. I wonder what will happen if the antibiotics kill this cough?
Profuse, projectile perspiration?
Trajectory streaming tears?
Or will blood shoot from my eyes like a horny toad?
Hopefully by them my back will be better and I can just start jerking off again� �cause I�m guessing semen cleans off the sheets much easier than eye blood.
At least I *look* good.
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