During an after dinner conversation on our bed, my girlfriend burped and paused.
I could see in her eyes a little bit of shame…like she was embarrassed about her lapse in sexiness.
So I did the most chivalrous thing I could think of.
I pinned her down and farted on her head.
Now, to the outside observer, that may have appeared wrong.
But I assure you, it came from a place of love.
I wanted to establish that she was the sexy one in the relationship. I was the disgusting male slob.
I really hope I can convince her of all that…cause she has the ammunition to make payback a bitch.