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"chivalry "

During an after dinner conversation on our bed, my girlfriend burped and paused.

I could see in her eyes a little bit of shame…like she was embarrassed about her lapse in sexiness.

So I did the most chivalrous thing I could think of.

I pinned her down and farted on her head.

Now, to the outside observer, that may have appeared wrong.

But I assure you, it came from a place of love.

I wanted to establish that she was the sexy one in the relationship. I was the disgusting male slob.

I really hope I can convince her of all that…cause she has the ammunition to make payback a bitch.


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