I saw Janeane Garafalo at a bar in Austin. Now, I *love* Janeane Garafalo. I find her so sexy. Smart and funny are a tough combo to beat.
So after some nervous pacing, I approached her. I said,
"Thank you. Thank you for sharing your art. Your work is a pleasure."
She was very gracious. She said "thank you" and gave me a hug.
"It's not much, but I'd like to share my art…"I said as I handed her my card.
"Oh, I don't have a computer," she said.
My face went slack.
What kind of person (who can afford it) doesn't have a computer?
My face started to twitch. I couldn't speak.
"I've got the card." She smiled.
All I could think of was, "B..But I can't have sexual fantasies about a woman who doesn't have a computer!?"
march 15, 2000