I’ve been trying to reduce the amount of Gatorade I’m drinking. My electrolyte count (if there is such a thing) must be through the roof. But the truth is, Gatorade was originally introduced as a cure to a larger problem.
Gatorade is like my methadone.
But grape soda is my smack.
I’m a long way from healthy living.
I’ve gotta get a whole barrel full of sweet, sweet monkeys off my back before I'm drinking straight water.