Chat transcript between me and DigitalPunk:
halcyon Does “Planet of The Apes” open today?
DigitalPunk not sure
halcyon I wonder if Walburg’s got a prosthetic penis is this flick?
DigitalPunk Marky Mark!
halcyon he gives me good vibrations
DigitalPunk where's the freakin' Funky Bunch been?
DigitalPunk they're the true heroes
DigitalPunk I want more funky bunch
halcyon "The fall of the Funky Bunch...next on Behind the Music"
DigitalPunk Do they even rate a "Behind the Music"?
halcyon turns out "funky" was a reference to their odor
DigitalPunk "Behind the one Video they made"
DigitalPunk "Behind the Bar they tend now"
halcyon "Yeah, see it was MY idea to have Mark work out with
cinderblocks...he'd be NOBODY without me!"
DigitalPunk "Behind the driver on the Bus they take to Work"
DigitalPunk Cinder blocks
DigitalPunk I work out with cinder blocks all the time
DigitalPunk they're so versatile and simple
halcyon we need to open a "Funky Bunch Gym"
halcyon just cinder blocks and old dance music
DigitalPunk cinder blocks are the one-piece full-body workout equip.
DigitalPunk can we listen to CC and The Music Factory?
DigitalPunk or were CC and The Music Factory mortal enemies of the
halcyon There were a few border skirmishes
halcyon but they have a peace treaty now
DigitalPunk Maybe they had a fight like in "Beat it"
DigitalPunk where they basically held hands and looked longingly at
halcyon yeah, they danced away their differences
DigitalPunk some fight
DigitalPunk I was a fighter in that video
halcyon I worked at the diner
DigitalPunk I still have a jerry curl juice stain in my red leather jacket
halcyon think of it as a "Head autograph" not a stain