As I get poorer, my schemes�er, �financial planning� becomes more creative.
Most ideas, I never follow through with. Hopefully the one I had last night is one of those that stays in the land of �whimsical idea.�
Here it is:
A custom molded latex penis (aka �dildo�) combined with adult website subscription.
Purchase price includes a replica of my genitals (called a �satellite cock� in the packaging materials) and a month subscription to a webcam where I have set times for �digital dates.�
At the set times, I masturbate on cam. Subscribers then have access to my penis (or a clone of it) so we can have a close approximation of physical intimacy. If the subscriber has a webcam, I could actually watch my online partners pleasure �me� to make the digital encounter go full circle.
Combine this with dildonics (access to sex toys vibration controls via the net) and you have a sexual experience that�s never been done before.
Maybe I should work on my resume, instead.
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